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I Rewatched “The Secret Life Of The American Teenager” Episode 3 And I Can’t Take It Anymore


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I Rewatched “The Secret Life Of The American Teenager” Episode 3 And I Can’t Take It Anymore

Hey, Internet. A few weeks ago, I started rewatching one of the most ridiculous shows ever, The Secret Life of the American Teenager. A lot of you asked me to continue cataloging my thoughts on the series, so here’s Episode 3! ABC Here’s my thoughts on Episode 2 if you need a recap! 1. How…

I Rewatched “The Secret Life Of The American Teenager” Episode 3 And I Can’t Take It Anymore

Hey, Internet. A few weeks ago, I started rewatching one of the most ridiculous shows ever, The Secret Life of the American Teenager. A lot of you asked me to continue cataloging my thoughts on the series, so here’s Episode 3!


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Here’s my thoughts on Episode 2 if you need a recap!

1.

How far along is Amy supposed to be now? If she doesn’t tell her parents soon, I am going to die of secondhand stress.


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2.

Ben is literally making out with a giant teddy bear to practice kissing Amy. I HATE THIS.


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3.

Wait, wait, Henry and Alice are DATING? How did I forget that?! They definitely don’t act like it.


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4.

My god, Grace needs to get out more. She has no friends?? Like, at ALL? This is depressing.


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5.

WHO SPEAKS TO THEIR GUIDANCE COUNSELOR LIKE THIS?!! I wish I was making this dialogue up.


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6.

Grace’s family is WAY too involved in her life. No wonder she doesn’t have friends.


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7.

Now Amy’s doctor keeps calling her and asking if she’s told her parents about the pregnancy yet. Truly the hero we need.


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8.

Sigh, this doctor is actually being pretty nice and Amy’s just blowing her off. THIS IS SO STRESSFUL.


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9.

Why is Amy’s mom always trying to talk her into quitting the marching band? Also, why is she even IN marching band if she plays the French horn…?


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10.

I just noticed Adrian is wearing a shirt that literally says, “I recycle boys.” I hate it, I hate it, I hate it.


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11.

Wait, why is Ricky calling Grace?? And how does everyone at this school just magically have each other’s numbers? I’m concerned.

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12.

Ohhh okay, so Grace and Ricky are pretending to go on a date so she can sneak around with Jack and he can make Adrian jealous. Well, what could possibly go wrong??


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13.

Now Ben is picking Amy up for their date and being all awkward. If Amy’s dad calls him “the sausage king” one more time, I will SCREAM.


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14.

Has Grace ever done ANYTHING bad in her life? She’s acting like going out with Jack is the most scandalous thing ever. I would love to see her character on Euphoria.


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15.

Why are Amy’s friends here? Are they spying on her? Do they not have lives of their own? Also, their reaction to Alice and Henry making out is me.


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16.

Ben just tried to kiss Amy and she threw up. This is SO BAD. HELP.


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17.

Oh man, Ashley finally figured out Amy’s secret. How has nobody else noticed?? Do Amy’s parents even pay attention to her?


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18.

Aaaaand, Ben and Amy finally kissed. They look like they’re eating each other’s mouths. I hate it.


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WHEW, THAT WAS A LOT.


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