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A mug with your favourite body part on it, because butts plus caffeine are an excellent combination. It’s made from high-quality porcelain that’s dishwasher and microwave safe, so clean up and reheating is a breeze.
A butt mask that’ll help make your derriere firmer and more luminous. Just place one sheet on each cheek, let the marine algae work its wonders, and remove after ten minutes.
A decor box that says what we’re all secretly thinking. This would be particularly cute in your bathroom, since the box will likely be seeing the goods up close. Use it to store extra toilet paper, magazines, flowers, or whatever strikes your fancy.
A cream that smells like salted caramel, pistachio, and vanilla that’ll help with loss of elasticity and uneven texture. It’s made with caffeine-rich ingredients that’ll absorb quickly into your skin and leave you with a delicious scent.
Some workout bands that’ll help you get that perfect peach through booty-building workouts. It comes with three bands that have varying resistances, so you can start exercising with the easiest and move up until you eventually get buns of steel.
A charm for your keychain that’d be a very cute present for that person in your life who deserves a smile. You could sneakily slip it onto their key chain for a little surprise they’re sure to appreciate.
A colouring book that’ll help you de-stress as you fill in some bubble butt pictures. Put on a podcast, make yourself a cup of tea, and colour away.
Or an animal butt colouring book that’ll make you laugh as you colour in these adorable butts. It has 80 pages for you to fill in, so it’ll keep you occupied for a while!
A corgi butt mouse pad that’ll support your wrist with its truly silly backside. It’s made to ergonomically assist your entire hand, so you won’t have achy joints after a long day on the computer.
Or a corgi butt bottle opener, because why have a regular bottle opener when you can have a corgi butt? It can be mounted on your wall or fence, so your guests will get a kick out of this unexpected piece.
Some butt-enhancing underwear if you want that Kim K. booty, but just for special occasions. They’re comfy and breathable, so things won’t get too sweaty in there, and would look great under jeans, skirts, rompers, or anything, really!
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Or some butt-flaunting underwear if you like to let your behind have a little breathing room. They’re made mostly of polyester with a little bit of spandex for stretch that’ll seriously flaunt your ass-ets.
A scrubber that’ll help you reach those hard to reach spots like your back and butt, so you’ll be squeaky clean all over. One side is made of terry for cleansing while the other is an exfoliator that’ll help get rid of dead skin and acne.
A butt- and thigh-clearing spot treatment that’ll help improve the appearance of acne, blackheads, ingrown hairs, bumps, and other blemishes. It’s made with witch hazel, linseed, rosemary, and licorice that’ll clear your skin up quickly.
A peach pillow, because snuggling up with the emoji counterpart of your favourite body part is better than a regular pillow. It’s made of soft, plushy material that you’ll want to cuddle up in during your afternoon snooze.
A 100% natural coffee scrub that’ll help improve the appearance of cellulite, eczema, stretch marks, wrinkles and varicose veins. It uses seabuckthorn oil, sweet almond oil, coconut oil, and vitamin E to heal, deeply cleanse, and fortifies the skin.
A wooden sign that speaks pure truth. It can be used for indoor or outdoor hanging and will remind you that yes, social distancing is important.
A risque decal that proudly lets people know what you’re into. It can be applied to any smooth surface, like your car door or home windows, and won’t leave behind any residue.
And lastly, a set of anal plugs, because your butt deserves to have a good time. It comes in different shapes and sizes, and one has a suction that can be mounted to a wall or floor for solo play.